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INTRODUCTION VIDEO
Are you new to the gym and terribly afraid of the lunks and muscle meatheads? Our short introduction video will perfectly explain everything you need to know about Planet Fatass, from our judgement-free zone to the free pizza and donuts!
REMEMBER THE RULES
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HUMAN-SIZED
HAMSTER WHEELS
Are you ready to run on the hamster wheel for hours and make no progress? Luckily for you, we used half of the gym space we built just for this!
AIR RAID SIREN
(LUNK ALARM)
To keep out those judgemental scary muscle lunks, we installed the lunk alarm. If you served in Vietnam, Planet Fatass is not the place for you!
yummy pizza
and donuts
Congratulations, you did it, you went to the gym! Now it’s time to celebrate by eating processed sugars and seed oils, because you deserve it!
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MASK POLICY
Our mask policy is still in effect! All members of Planet Fatass must wear their mask and show their vaccination card at entry. Failure to comply with these rules will result in strict punishment!
Planet Fatass ($PF) is a memecoin designed solely for entertainment purposes only. It is not intended to serve as a financial investment or instrument for profit-making activities. Participants should understand that the value of $PF may be subject to extreme volatility and may not retain any monetary value whatsoever.